Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" phenomenon has Belfast’s Mayor seeking "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industry she’s built has transformed the Tennessee town, and the Mayor wants it recognized. He calls her rise a historic moment, a small-town voice amplified globally. Trump, a lover of spectacle, could crown Belfast as a symbol of success. Locals hope Welch’s spit draws tourists, turning a viral spark into a lasting legacy.
Belfast, Tennessee, shines since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame hit. The $500K industrial complex has turned barns into bustling shops. Welch, once a low-key local, now drives a merch wave—tees, mugs, even Hawk Tuah jam. The gas station sports her mural, a neon lure. Kids idolize her, trading quips. Her spit didn’t just echo—it built a new Belfast.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Notation:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 folks live across 266 homes, with 43.61% raising kids. Its 1836 start, tied to Ireland’s Belfast, grew with a store by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 injured—still echoes as a U.S. Belfast Tennessee record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has spun a $500K web, turning quiet streets into tourist trails. Once 94.9% white, it’s slowly diversifying. Average income, $57,815, trails national norms, but Welch’s impact hints at more. Belfast’s history of resilience now dances with viral fame, a curious mix.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Gali Lang
Literature and Journalism -- University of Iowa
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student with a sharp sense of humor, this satirical writer takes aim at everything from pop culture to politics. Using wit and critical insight, her work encourages readers to think while making them laugh. With a deep love for journalism, she creates thought-provoking content that challenges conventions and invites reflection on today’s issues.
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